Monday, May 11, 2009

Mom Sayings

Mom Sayings
Compiled & many originals by shirleyt@craftsayings.com
Collection © 1972 - 2002 by Shirley Thomas @ CraftSayings.com

1. You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool Mom.

2. I smile because I'm your mother, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.

3. Only a mother can share love with all of her children, yet give each child undivided love.

4. The next best thing to having you as a mother is knowing that my children will have you as a grandmother.

5. A mother understands what a child does not say.

6. All moms are working moms.

7. Most mothers and daughters bond, but some are crazy glued!

8. There is no friendship, Nor is there a potion, That is as strong as a mother's love & devotion!

9. Shhh! Mom is in time out!

10. A mother holds a special part of all that is treasured in the heart.

11. Motherhood is not for wimps.

12. Whether rich or poor, Kids in and out the door, Babies crawling on the floor,
A mother couldn't ask for more.

13. Cordless mom... recharge with hugs!

14. A father's love calms fears. A mother's love dries tears.

15. There are three ways to get something done. 1) Hire someone to do it. 2) Do it yourself. 3) Forbid the kids to do it.

16. A rich child often sits in a poor mother’s lap. – Danish Proverb

17. If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.

18. A real mom knows where to hunt for her missing kitchen utensils... in the sandbox.

19. Nothing can bring a smile to a mother's face like those three little words, "Time for bed".

20. If I had no kids what would I do for aggravation?

21. One thing moms and cats have in common. . . spit baths!

22. All the words in the world can't say what a hug from Mom can.

23. Mom loves hugs and kisses and help with the dishes!

24. Mom stands for "Manager Of Messes".

25. M agnificent
O ustanding
M arvelous

7 comments:

Small House said...

LOVE THESE!! I've missed visiting your blog. I'm catching up from the weekend. Hope you had a wonderful mothers day. I'm thinking that your kids took really good care of you.
Sandra

Zoey said...

Fun Sondra! I hadn't heard all of them. It really put a smile on my face!

Scrappy Girl said...

Hey! Hope you had a great mother's day...you are a great example of a GREAT mom. Glad you turned your comments back on...I almost missed it and was about to click off after reading.

Love those quotes!

CB said...

Sondra I love all the sayings!! Being a mother is the greatest!

I'll get you a tiara next year - You deserve it - You are an awesome mom!!

Hope you had a great weekend :D

Small House said...

Sondra...
I do live in the boonies. My husband loves it. He's the only one though. We arne't farmers though.

It could be worse though. At least we're only about 15 minutes from neighboring communities.

Have a great day.
Sandra

Ann Marie said...

Loved them!
All Moms are working Moms.. YES!!

You always find such great stuff..
Thanks for the well wishes.

Connie said...

Great quotes.
The quote about I smile becaue I'm your mom and laugh because there's nothing you can do about it, is my mantra right now.
My kids gave me a pair of denim capris from Old Navy for Mother's Day. I could barely get them over my calves...they were skin tight! I went outside where everyone was and did a little dance while wearing them. They all asked (told) me to go in the house and take them off...and to stop dancing.
There's nothing they can do about me.

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